once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
Lookin’ good
IF YOU SAY THOR IS ALL BRAWN AND NO BRAINS I WILL PERSONALLY HUNT YOU DOWN AND RIP YOUR STILL-BEATING HEART OUT OF YOUR CHEST. THIS HAS BEEN A WARNING
Thor is mostly brawn and miniscule brains. Haha you can’t do anything, I technically followed your rule!
i was going to reply to your comment but then i saw your url and now i’m too busy feeling secondhand embarrassment
I couldn’t stop laughing when I found this Picture…
when the cannibal showed up late to dinner, they gave him the cold shoulder
I just laughed way too loud at this, and now my parents are putting me in therapy.
i hope that works out ok
things to look forward to in the summer
- shirtless boy
- sHirTlEsS bOys
- sHIRTLESS BOYFS
- SHIRTELSL EBOYS
- no school